Mamie Van Doren Turns 88, Has *@#! Message for Trump

Marilyn Monroe sang "Happy Birthday" to her president, but Mamie Van Doren is taking another route.

Mamie's most recent photo on FB (Image via Facebook)

The last of the '50s sex kittens, Van Doren turned 88 February 6 ... but age is doing a poor job of mellowing her!

The ageless vamp was actually unable to post on her beloved Facebook page due to a suspension. Not exactly little-old-lady territory.

What got her the hook? "I was banished for the dreaded violation of community standards, for supposedly posting nude videos," she posted Thursday morning. "I was not guilty, of course, but this is the second time I’ve been hacked, and I’m getting suspicious. I’m guessing my political views prompted some right-wing hackers to sabotage me."

Why would the political views of a patriot who entertained the troops in Vietnam be dangerous to anyone? "If you guys are reading this, I want you to know I won’t stop doing everything I can to bring down this piece of possum shit in the White House. I could carve a better president out of a banana."

Mamie has been trashing Trump for ages, calling him a "narcissistic" "empty suit," among many other things.

She's applauding the applause of Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi and the white-jacketed congresswomen at the State of the Union address, but has rotten tomatoes to hurl at Trump, to whom she offers this closing thought:

"Hey, fuck you, Mr. President."

3 Responses

  1. Gotta love it!
    You go Mamie. 👍

  2. So says she who made that commanding performance in Voyage to the Planet of Prehistoric Women. On the not of good versus bad: I could get a more sexy woman from a blow-up doll of an orangutan. Flaunting sexuality is not SEXY, it’s pathetic and a slut. Good men don’t want sluts.

    • Matthew Rettenmund

      Good men don’t refer to women as “sluts.” Attractive men rarely have to.

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